no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students
it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch
Between James’ birthday, Remus’ birthday, and St. Patrick’s Day, the Marauders must have spent the entire month of March completely inebriated
The term March Madness actually originated from the Marauders.
Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snakelike face vacant and unknowing. Voldemort as dead, killed by his own rebounding curse, and Harry stood with two wands in his hand, staring down at his enemy’s shell.
— Frederick Seidel, on his disagreeable poetry (via stxxz)
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7
and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people
this guy man
That would be *actual* Christianity for you.
Perrie at Capital FM Jingle Bell Ball 2013.